Top ten quotes of 2007
reported by the Yale Book of quotations
1. “Don’t Tase Me, Bro,” from the kid thrown out of a John Kerry speech—ok, but should have been far lower on the list.
2. “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.”–classic. gotta love beauty contests. brain not required.
3. “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.”–no comment.
4.”That’s some nappy-headed hos there.”–remember, if you are racially insensitive, you can fired, but get a new job and collect most of the money you were owed from the previous job…
5. “I don’t recall.”–this should have actually been reported like this–”I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”"I don’t recall.”
6. “There’s only three things he (Republican presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.”–This is technically inaccurate. It’s a noun, a verb, 9/11 twice, along with a lie about how he helped on 9/11. If he had said that, it would be a bona fide #1.
7. “I’m not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating.”–How do you shoot somebody in the face, lie every time you open your mouth, have a wife who writes white supremacist literature, and be a psychopathic old man and still have 9% approval? is the KKK really that large? i guess so….
8. “(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.”–I’m quitting after that one. It should have been number one. You can’t top that. There’s nothing left to say.
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